Something old:
Bachelor number one will use you
He is just a bad boy
Get his fill of fun from you
And abuse you like a toy
Still don’t you like to play?
Just sex with nothing in the way.
Number two says ‘last time-
‘all her fault’ again and again
His choices never mattered
It’s all Pavlovian
Need a girlfriend? Ya think?
My opinion; get a bloody shrink.
I’m not even looking for love!
I just want a date!
Slim, athletic, voluptuous
Kids? Yes or no?
Casual sex? Or take it slow?
Back in the saddle?
Ready to go?
Biological clocks are ticking
And the hour is getting late
Number three could be so nice
If he let you breathe a second
Smothering you “What are you doing?”
Buying gifts to keep your affection
He’ll stop buying and start spying I fear
Been there done that, so sorry dear
Bachelor number four
Can you say “stereotypical?”
Doesn’t want to know me
Just wants to get physical
Blow up dolls are much less trouble
Buy one and let her blow you like a bubble
I’m not even looking for love!
I just want a date!
Slim, athletic, voluptuous
Kids? Yes or no?
Casual sex? Or take it slow?
Back in the saddle?
Ready to go?
Biological clocks are ticking
And the hour is getting late
Number five, so put together
In his suit and tie
Mr. office makes good money
And we all know why
He buys you drink after drink
Waiting until you can no longer think
Number six I want you
Won’t you belong to me?
I know there’s more to you
But I’d rather have the fantasy
I’ll give you what you are looking for
Just shut up and say no more
I’m not even looking for love!
I just want a date!
Slim, athletic, voluptuous
Kids? Yes or no?
Casual sex? Or take it slow?
Back in the saddle?
Ready to go?
Biological clocks are ticking
And the hour is getting late
Noelle Campbell 