My favorite bio to date

Chief Storyteller of the Campbell Clan
Queen of the Faye in the Realm of Calinor
Batting clean-up on the Holbert Team
Possessor of the Grandfathers Sacred Piano and most of the ivory keys
Dutchess of Delusions of Grandeur in DeLaGarza Hacienda
Heir to Abuela’s Pozole Recipe
Seeing Eye Wife to the Slyfoot the Wanderer
Guardian of the Dello Kitty